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Quotes About Idiots

Even idiots can understand a church that tortures and kills is a church that can no longer heal.
~ Leslie Marmon Silko
My concern with religion is that it allows us by the millions to believe what only lunatics or idiots could believe on their own. That's not to say that all religious people are lunatics or idiots. It's anything but that.
~ Sam Harris
President Trump is, some ways, the personification of a new Bolshevism of the Right, where the ends justify the means and acceptable tactics include lies and smears and the exploitation of what Lenin called 'useful idiots.'
~ Simon Sebag Montefiore
Our business is infested with idiots who try to impress by using pretentious jargon.
~ David Ogilvy
There are a lot of idiots in this country, and they deserve representation as much as the next man.
~ Jasper Fforde
No one's going to be killing any Dragons,' said the Princess. 'It is my order.' 'I'm a knight,' he said simply, 'killing Dragons is what I do.' 'And burning idiots like you to powdered charcoal,' said Colin, 'is what we do.
~ Jasper Fforde
There are a lot of idiots in this country," I replied absently, "and they deserve representation as much as the next man.
~ Jasper Fforde
I know it's supposed to take a village to raise our children, but why does ours have so many village idiots?
~ Jean Hanff Korelitz
During the last job, three people tried to dive under my ambulance. If I was allowed (by government grant or some such) to keep driving and splat them across my windscreen, that would mean three less idiots being allowed to breed tonight.
~ Unknown
ME, THAT'S WHO! I'm the victim here! Someone should be all heroically trying to help ME right all the wrongs! Where's my rotten cavalry of loyal idiots?
~ Tui T. Sutherland
I knew that these people were not idiots, so the only thing I could attribute their insane response to was a profound lack of courage and intellectual integrity.
~ Patrick Lencioni
I suspect few housing projects in the US were designed by architects who expected to live in them. You see the same thing in programming languages. C, Lisp, and Smalltalk were created for their own designers to use. Cobol, Ada, and Javawere created for other people to use. If you think you're designing something for idiots, odds are you're not designing something good, even for idiots.
~ Paul Graham
The so-called cultural element of Western Europe and America," averred Lenin, speaking of the elite, "are incapable of comprehending the present state of affairs and the actual balance of forces; these elements must be regarded as deaf-mutes [idiots] and treated accordingly." These so-called useful idiots—the title of a bestselling book on the Cold War by Mona Charen9—were to be major components of the Communists' campaigns.
~ Paul Kengor
There are two kinds of idiots - those who don't take action because they have received a threat, and those who think they are taking action because they have issued a threat.
~ Paulo Coelho
There are two kinds of idiots - those who don't take action because they have receive a threat, and those who think they are taking action because they have issued a threat.
~ Paulo Coelho
Writers are idiots with Underwoods.
~ Darryl F. Zanuck
But if I hadn't shoved you off the boat back there,you'd be lost at sea now,wouldn't you? We'd all be lost! So thanks to me you're all standing on land. (Pirates, its a good thing they're idiots)
~ Dave Barry
What would happen is that every idiot in this town who owns a gun, which is basically every idiot in this town, would grab his gun, jump into his car, or somebody else's car, and lay rubber for I-95. Inside of ten minutes the city is gridlocked, and what happens next makes IwoJima look like a maypole dance. This whole town turns into the end of a Stephen King novel.
~ Dave Barry
I think it is safe to predict that almost every organized group of idiots in the country will regard this book as extremely dangerous.
~ Unknown
Men. <...> They're idiots. It's like they all take a vow of stupidity or something.
~ Cindy Gerard
Extremism is so easy. You've got your position, and that's it. It doesn't take much thought. And when you go far enough to the right you meet the same idiots coming around from the left. (Interview, Time Magazine , February 20, 2005)
~ Clint Eastwood
I forgave them, having surmised – correctly, as it turned out – that America was merely first in achieving a level of average income so high that even the mentally underprivileged were able to travel, and that shortly all the other industrialised countries would start exporting idiots too.
~ Clive James
[On Hollywood:] There are millions to be grabbed out here, and your only competition is idiots. Don't let this get around.
~ Herman J. Mankiewicz
The Navy is a master plan designed by geniuses for execution by idiots. If you are not an idiot, but find yourself in the Navy, you can only operate well by pretending to be one. All the shortcuts and economies and common-sense changes that your native intelligence suggests to you are mistakes. Learn to quash them. Constantly ask yourself, "How would I do this if I were a fool?" Throttle down your mind to a crawl. Then you will never go wrong.
~ Herman Wouk