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Quotes About Idiots

Actually, I'd say that both of you are fucking idiots, if you want the truth,' he began. 'You come over here like Batman and Robin and you get yourselves involved in a murder investigation. But you don't help anyone because you've got bigger fish to fry. In fact, you were obstructive. You say you made no difference to the crime scene, but that's not true.
~ Anthony Horowitz
One idiot is one idiot. Two idiots are two idiots. Ten thousand idiots are a political party.
~ Franz Kafka
Because people have no thoughts to deal in, they deal cards, and try and win one another's money. Idiots!
~ Arthur Schopenhauer
I think all the garbage in the world is thanks to a very small handful of idiots.
~ Jeff Dunham
Let beloved idiots ruin their own lives, if that's what they're dead set on doing, with no attempt whatsoever at control or behavior modification from you.
~ M.A. Harper
Legends are born in solitude. Idiots are born in packs.
~ Abhijit Naskar
Whether they are defending the Soviet Union or bleating for Saddam Hussein, liberals are always against America. They are either traitors or idiots, and on the matter of America's self-preservation, the difference is irrelevant
~ Ann Coulter
Es gibt zwei Arten von Menschen: intelligente und attraktive Leute wie Sie [...] und die sechs Milliarden Idioten, die uns im Weg herumstehen.
~ Scott Adams
You probably think the majority of your crabbiness is caused by the idiots and sociopaths in your life plus your inexplicable bad luck on any given day. Based on a lifetime of observation, my best estimate is that 80 percent of your mood is based on how your body feels and only 20 percent is based on your genes and your circumstances, particularly your health.
~ Scott Adams
they only trusted the wisdom of people brighter and more worldly than themselves when it was expressed in the vocabulary and style of rural idiots. In his guise as Brazenydol, he had once had a contract with DARPA to teach a team of physicists the basic terminology of tractor pulls so that they could give an acceptable explanation of omniwavelength stealth to a Congressional committee that didn't understand tractor pulls, either.
~ John Barnes
No one can define and execute exactly how Wikipedia is run by rules, tools, consensus, votes, or hegemony since a duffer defeats the best lawyer of the world on its platforms. Thus, one cannot pass notability even it qualifies that; whereas, Jimmy Wales enjoys and profits such twenty-four hours of each day and night Wiki warfare of fools and idiots.
~ Ehsan Sehgal
Politics is a political profession; it has various routes to consider a system in society by the majority of idiots or own interest holders.
~ Ehsan Sehgal
I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am doubly thankful that also goes for idiots.
~ Elayne Boosler
The unhappy are egotistical, base, unjust, cruel, and even less capable of understanding one another than are idiots. Unhappiness does not unite people, but separates them.
~ Anton Pavlovich Chekhov
A big problem with the population is that when it is said that the world is full of fools, the duffers who are in the majority find most of the people of their ilk only and so they consider themselves to be sane and an intelligent who looks odd either in the midst of them or outside their circle is regarded a mad or an idiot by those stupids.
~ Anuj Somany
Major actions by courageous and wise men will be necessary to avoid our continuing to blunder into the space age like unenlightened and selfish idiots.
~ Fritz Zwicky
Tutte le guerre sono sacre» replicò. « Per quelli che debbono combatterle. Se coloro che cominciano una guerra non la dichiarassero sacra, chi sarebbe tanto sciocco da andare a battersi? Ma checché dicano gli oratori agli idioti che vanno a farsi ammazzare, qualunque sia il nobile scopo che assegnano alla guerra, la ragione di questa è sempre una sola: il denaro. Tutte le guerre non sono che questioni di quattrini.»
~ Margaret Mitchell
Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.
~ Andy Borowitz
I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots.
~ Albert Einstein
Computers are idiots whose only virtue is that they can count up to two extremely fast.
~ Christopher Bryan, Singularity
Oh, no, no, you've got that all wrong. You're not required to respect elders. After all, most people are idiots, regardless of age. In tribal cultures, we just make sure that elders remain an active part of the culture, even if they're idiots. Especially if they're idiots. You can't just abandon your old people, even if they have nothing intelligent to say. Even if they're crazy.
~ Sherman Alexie
Guys, we're so screwed. The women know we didn't go hunting. (Kyrian) You think? What idiot came up with that lie? (Zarek) I'm not an idiot. And it's not like I lied. I just omitted what exactly we were hunting and where we were doing it. (Talon) Like your wives wouldn't know better? When was the last time Mr. Armani hunted something that didn't have a price tag on it? Oh, and the loafers and trousers are perfect camouflage. (Zarek)
~ Sherrilyn Kenyon
Yeah, I'm thinking it's a reunion or, since it is our classmates, a collection of idiots. Let's call it a meese. Like geese, only with morons. (Caleb)
~ Sherrilyn Kenyon
By the way, you guys seriously screwed up just now. (Nero) We know. (They said in unison.) Yeah, well, what you don't know is how grateful your girl is to you. I just thought you should know that you guys are a hero to her…and she thinks we're all idiots. (Nero)
~ Sherrilyn Kenyon