Quotes About Acceptance

You can't always go to the well and have things be funny.

I mean what good does it do anyone to kill themselves working, because the worms will get you in the end.

Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot.

My hair has never been my greatest feature, so that was funny enough unto itself that my hair became so focused on.

Yeah, that's funny, huh?...Something hurts you real bad and you get used to it. Like being hurt becomes part of who you are.

Yes it's her husband. She hasn't got over it. Died thirty years ago.

You've got to take the sour with the bitter.

My vanity is not dead. I laugh when I see pictures of myself as I am now-maybe so I won't cry, but just because it is really funny how much I've changed.

I want to be known as a funny comic not just a funny Latino comic. I want to be able to go everywhere and anywhere.

There is more to be said for stupidity than people imagine. Personally I have a great admiration for stupidity. It is a sort of fellow-feeling, I suppose.

Once you've been in a mental institution, people are going to look at you funny.

Folks always look good in their coffins.

It was amazing how many friends you could make by being bad at things, provided you were bad enough to be funny.

Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?

Are imperfections is which make we grate.

I don't mind dying, the trouble is you feel so bloody stiff the next day.

I think the audience should take away that it's okay to be smart, it's okay to be funny and well-learned. You can be from academia and be funny; you don't have to be an idiot.

I know people will think it's funny because I've done glamour modelling in the past, but I felt embarrassed about my body and just wanted to cover it up.

Time for Tolerance,Equality, and Acceptance, It's allways TEA time with my Friends.

I see no reason to suppose these machines will ever force themselves into general use.

And then all of a sudden, you're doing jumping jacks, you're happy, because Kane can talk. The Big Red Retard can finally speak.

I don't want to get the same looks I give people when they get on a plane holding a baby: "That's a cute baby, just keep walking, keep walking, keep going, keep going.

Remember, you can lead a fifty-seven-year-old body to motherhood, but you can't make it stay awake.

It is good to have some friends both in heaven and hell.