Quotes About Acceptance

The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more.

There is nothing funny about aging: It is rotten and depressing. Anyone who tells you otherwise just hasn't been paying attention.

You know you're getting old when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.

I want to show you that you can be funny and hot. You can drink and read. People are still getting used to what I am.

In school I was always the funny-looking, tall, skinny kid that got made fun of because of my weird teeth.

Which weakness shall I tell her? "I walk funny," I say, and she's satisfied with that. (inside joke)

I think when 'The Simpsons' first came on, there was an uproar. People got used to it. They realized the show's really funny, it's got a heart, so I think it's pretty safe.

I think that certain things are funny and certain things are okay to make fun of - including myself.

I like how you don't hide your problems like everyone else, and I don't have to hide mine when I'm around you.

I get a lot of responses to my movies. Some people say, 'Oh, I thought it was really funny - I hope that's okay!' And my answer always is 'Yes. It's totally okay.'

When I was a little kid I always wanted to be ginger. My best friend was ginger and he was pretty cool.

Until I was about 14, I was a fat boy, or at least I looked like a fat boy. I think that being funny was a bit of a defence mechanism for me, so I ended up being a bit of a joker.

Moshe Dayan, who said to Sammy Davis, Jr., That's funny, to me you only look half Jewish. Never got a dinner!

I was often the only white girl in the Indian dance class. That felt funny, but doing Indian dance was great.

It's funny how heterosexuals have lives and the rest of us have "lifestyles."

The sky already fell. Now what?

Dying men think of funny things-and that's what we all are here, aren't we? Dying men.

I was never pretty, never really popular. I was lanky and funny looking.

Third ain't so bad if nothin' is hit to you.

Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Beside me, Philippe and Meg hold hands. He murmurs something that sounds like, "my dear leetle mongoose." I wish he'd turn back into a frog and hop away.

If you're too open-minded your brains will fall out.

Life would be a great deal easier if dead things had the decency to remain dead.

Why must this be so mortifying? Oh, that's right. Because its my life.