Quotes About Irony

I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark

Everyone who believes in psychokinesis raise my hand.

I donated my body to science...fiction.

So I figured I'd leave the area, because I had no ties there anyway except for this girl I was seeing. We had conflicting attitudes: I really wasn't into meditating and she wasn't really into being alive. I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate has an expiration date.

I'm donating my body to science...fiction.

I plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

Only hours before, I had been poignantly balancing on the rim of a terrible abyss, my heart and head full of profundity; now I was living in a nightmare of farce.

He laughed to lessen the sting of his sarcasm.

It is an ironic paradox: being dependent makes us more independent.

Are we happy? I am God, I have created this parody]

Ironically, that was quite a bit of the appeal of Rumours. It's equally interesting on a musical level and as a soap opera.

One of the great ironies of the social media era is that some of the least social people in the world created it.

The average daily income of a Venezuelan is 72 cents, which isn't enough to purchase daily food. This grinding poverty is a result of a socialist experiment in a country that is home to one of the largest oil reserves in the world - a grim irony.

You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.

The chief cause of problems is solutions.

Some sarcasm is best told simply.

You can't be satirical and not be offensive to somebody.

A lot of my friends are club people. It's not me. It's funny to represent that, because it's not me. I don't fit into a gay club setting. It's just ironic that I represent that somehow.

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot.

If you don't know how great this country is, I know someone who does; Russia.

The only thing that feels right is as wrong as it can get

Oh the wonders of being married. Put a gun in one hand and a woman in the other, I'm never sure who's going to kill me first.

The irony of love is that it guarantees some degree of anger fear and criticism.

Love, as wonderful and horrible as it is, has at its center a kind of pitiful humor.