Quotes About Irony

An art thief is a man who takes pictures.

Humour is meant, in a literal sense, to make game of man; that is, to dethrone him from his official dignity and hunt him like game.

Is not parody the eternal lot of man?

The man's got more money than God, and he sends you a bag of coffee?

Patterned after an Italian Renaissance palace, it is 88 times as large and one millionth as valuable to the continuation of man. that Pentagon of traveling salesmen.

You are a sick, sick man," I told him. "Thank you," Ben replied, looking modest.

A man who doles out sweets, and slaps, with the same hand.

...things I had come to find humor in would make your honest man swoon.

Yet a man may love a paradox, without losing either his wit or his honesty.

It is not funny that a man should be killed, but it is sometimes funny that he should be killed for so little, and that his death should be the coin of what we call civilization.

Even now, the irony that so non-intellectual a man should choose to engage the Soviet Union on the battlefield of ideas has eluded most commentators and historians.

I know a guy who had his doctor say, "Take some weight off, go to a health club." The man lost 20 pounds in one week! The machine tore his leg off!

I think it's ironic that I fell in love with a man I thought I would never be interested in because he's an athlete. I was always, 'An athlete? Heck no.'

Some people don't get it when I'm being sarcastic.

If a nation values anything more than freedom, it will lose its freedom; and the irony of it is that if it is comfort or money that it values more, it will lose that too.

They say money doesn't buy happiness. That phrase should end with 'just kidding'.

What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't understand math.

You know the great irony is that people think you have to have money to enjoy fine food, which is a shame.

As powerful as anyone may claim God to be, somehow he always needs money.

What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.

People are always asking me how much I'm worth. Well, all I can say is, I've got enough money to last me the rest of my life. As long as I die in the next 20 minutes.

Last week I was walking by a cemetery, two guys came after me with shovels. It was all about money.

And it's very, very funny When you've lots and lots of money To be horrible to those with none! Be horrible to those with none!

Wouldn't it be great if all of Osama bin Laden's money was tied up in Enron stock?