Quotes About Irony

It's one of the ironies of human nature that the most sensitive people are generally insensitive to the feelings of others.

There's no possibility of being witty without a little ill-nature - the malice of a good thing is the barb that makes it stick.

Nature has a pretty sick sense of humor.

When you look at the average American you realize there's nothing nature enjoys more than a good joke.

Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity

To have risked so much in our efforts to mold nature to our satisfaction and yet to have failed in achieving our goal would indeed by the final irony. Yet this, it seems, is our situation.

I thought the invention of mobile phone was to save our time & money, be we are doing exactly the opposite.

Real patriotism is realizing America sucks, but everywhere else is a thousand times worse.

Ireland is the old sow that eats her farrow.

Patriotism is a joke in the UK.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

The president already has a Nobel Prize for peace. I think he's shooting for one in fiction.

In Switzerland they had brotherly love, five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did they produce? The cuckoo clock!

I just can't seem to write songs about peace and love. Yeah right, how do you get that?

Don't tell me peace has broken out.

It never occurred to me that anyone would name a nuclear missile "Peacekeeper". It never occurred to me that thousands of people would be killed in the name of "peace-keeping".

Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.

When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.

There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce.

Without the communist oppression, I am absolutely sure I would now be a local stupid professor of philosophy in Ljubljana.

Life has a funny way of helping you out when you think that everything's gone wrong.

Ironic philosophies produce passionate works.

'Neotenty' is 'remaining young,' and it may be ironic that it is so little known, because human evolution has been dominated by it.

At the very moment when someone is beginning to take philosophy seriously, the whole world believes the opposite.