Quotes About Irony

The irony of life is we always compare our fantasies with reality, rather than accepting the reality as is and transforming it into a paradise....

Who's got the last laugh now?If you will pardon the expression.

Most people don't know what they want in their life! What an irony their life has become!

Irony of life – GOD will always make you do things which you never want to.

Morality is often very immoral.

Sometimes you need to do something bad to do something good.I guess that's the irony of life.

Prolific irony - For 8 years, the finger on the button that could end the world belonged to a president who couldn't pronounce the word "nuclear.

The irony is, going to work every day became the subject of probably my best poetry.

It costs me never a stab nor squirm / To tread by chance upon a worm. / Aha, my little dear, / I say, Your clan will pay me back one day.

Imagine, if you will, that I am an idiot. Then, imagine that I am also a Congressman. But, alas, I repeat myself.

I can't talk politics with my cousin because he's such a hypocrite. He's against the death penalty and he hanged himself.

Politics is much too serious to be taken too seriously; equally, there are many aspects of it so laughable as to be lamentable.

Walter Mondale once said God has no place in American politics and it turned out that God felt the same way about Walter Mondale.

"Politics" per se is absent from my writing but there is usually a moral (if ironic) compass.

The positive element of kitsch lies in the fact that it sets free for a moment the glimmering realization that you have wasted your life.

Consistency is only suitable for ridicule.

If negative meant positive we'd be heroes.

Irony, we want our handwriting to look like typed fonts, and our computer fonts to look like handwritten text.

Irony of the world is that it wants to simplify the complexity and complicate the simplicity.

I don't understand this irony - valuable things like cars, gold, diamond are made up of hard materials but most valuable things like money, contracts and books are made up of soft paper.

Look for the ridiculous in everything and you find it.

I am dying but otherwise I am quite well.

I was going to buy a copy of "The Power of Positive Thinking", and then I thought: What good would that do?

It's somewhat ironic (and frustrating), then, that well into what is arguably one of the biggest, most transformative periods in history we still feel the need to point to a digital classroom in schools.