Quotes About Irony

The 'Hipster Nerds' like stuff because they hate it. It's like they ironically like it.

'Black Mirror,' now being on Netflix, can reach all kinds of different people all over the world - with the help of the Internet, rather ironically.

I try very hard to be bad, but people never take me seriously.

Asians are nice people, but they burn a lot of shirts.

If I had a nickel for every time I said 'Why me?' I'd have probably said 'Why me?' more often.

What makes me laugh? Richard Nixon always made me laugh.

There are a lot of people who are considered 'camp' who have no idea how ridiculous they are.

Rory Bremner I have no problem with; he is a satirist, and a very funny one, too.

I'm asking. What's the joke?" "Two cannibals were eating a comedian, and one of them turns to the other and asks, 'Does this taste funny to you?

How would it feel, I remember wondering, to be always together, yet forever apart? It is ironic, of course, because I know that answer now. I know what it's like to be day and night now; always together, forever apart.

I can't believe I told you all those things and we've ended up talking about how great I am.' 'But we're not. You've confused the two thnigs again. You're not great. You're a shallow, feckless, self-indulgent... wanker.' 'Thanks.

The House of Savoy never finished a war on the same side it started, unless the war lasted long enough to change sides twice," a Free French newspaper commented sarcastically.

so julian bond was elected president and rap brown chief justice of the supreme court and nixon sold himself on 42nd street for a package of winstons

self-defeating statement is one that fails to meet its own standard.

Because when push comes to shove, we really don't want to have sex with our friends... unless they're sexy. And sometimes we do want to have sex with our blackhearted, soul-sucking enemies... assuming they're sexy.

Sarcasm is when you tell someone the truth by lying on purpose.

We all eventually become whatever we pretend to hate.

Do you understand? Do you see the forest through the trees? Do you not see what I am no longer not saying to you? If so—congratulations! Prepare to have sex constantly.

Part of the Gen X irony fixation was the result of so much accepted obviousness: When you made a TV show about the seventies, you could just call it That '70s Show . Was that title clever, or was that title lazy? It was impossible to know.

While accepting the award for Best Director, Cameron quoted the most embarrassing line of dialogue from his own script: "I'm the king of the world!" Had this come from almost any other nineties figure, that would have seemed like self-deprecating irony. Coming from Cameron, it was not.

The truth is, wherever you choose to be, it's the wrong place.

His computer password is password.

No, I say, it's fine. Put a gun to my head and paint the wall with my brains. Just great, I say. Really.

These days, most of the people you hear laughing are dead.