Quotes About Irony

Condoms ribbed for extrasensitivity. The last thing I need is extrasensitivity. Here are condoms lined with a topical anesthetic for prolonged action. What a paradox. You don't feel a thing, but you can fuck for hours. This seems to really miss the point. I want my whole life lined with a topical anesthetic.

this is the upside of already being eternally damned

That old saying, how you always kill the one you love, well, look, it works both ways.

Here are condoms lined with a topical anesthetic for prolonged action. What a paradox. You don't feel a thing, but you can fuck for hours.

Right now, me getting killed would be redundant. ... You could stab a knife right through my heart and you'd be too late. ... Right now, getting killed would be a breath of spring.

Think of spoiled cat food and ulcerated cankers and expired donor organs. That's how beautiful she looks.

How can I not laugh? I'm already dead.

It does not mat­ter. The joke is we all have the same punch line.

Right now, me get­ting killed would be redun­dant.

It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car.

Birds and deer are a silly luxury, and all the fish should be floating.

That's why the bran muffins and the colonoscopies.

Kevin floated a trial idea. To him the protesters at the front gate were the equivalent of the protesters outside abortion clinics. The Rock Hudsons tried to stop people coming here the same way do-gooders tried to block people going to murder their unborn kids. The irony was in how those same rescued babies got adopted by Rock Hudsons. Kevin

Komik olabilir ama en trajik yang?n bile asl?nda süregelen kimyasal bir tepkimedir. Jan Dark'?n oksidasyonudur.

Fuck Martha Stewart. Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic. It's all going down, man. So fuck off with your sofa units and Strinne green stripe patterns.

It was beautiful. We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them.

sedÄ›l jsem tu v marné touze, chtÄ›l jsem srát, vÅ¡ak prdÄ›l pouze

Sabe aquele ditado que diz que a gente destrói quem mais ama? Bom,o inverso também é verdadeiro.

Because if there's one mystical energy that powers the galaxy, it's not the Force. It's pure, unadulterated irony.

In tragedy anything comic is a blemish and in comedy anything tragic is ugly

You'd have to say his bad point was not having any bad points. Don't tell him I said so.

Forks are absurd, he scoffed. They insult your food. They make it think you're killing it twice.

Pues esto no es nada risible. Se trata sólo de un arco y una flecha, pero no es risible. Pudo haberlo sido en otro tiempo, pero la historia destruyó la comicidad de muchas cosas. Si el arco es un chiste, también lo es entonces la bomba atómica y lo mismo el polvo pestífero que barrió ciudades enteras, y lo mismo el cohete sibilante que se eleva y cae a quince mil kilómetros de distancia matando a un millón de personas.

I was born alive. Isn't that punishment enough?