Quotes About Irony

No good deed goes unpunished.' Langdon

Köves always found it ironic that humans, despite being God's most sublime creation, were still just animals at the core, their behavior driven to a great extent by a quest for creature comforts. We comfort our physical bodies in hopes our souls will follow.

Fate was a cruel and unpredictable mistress

They had been attacked by guys in golf carts with blow guns, jumped off a cliff, been locked in a burning school, and had their heads stapled, but putting coins in a slot machine was considered too dangerous for kids. Go figure.

Be assured, I do not suffer from a sense of humor.

If there really was a goddess like Sedna who ruled the world, her real name was Bitch Irony.

I don't believe in God with a capital G and, despite their obvious solidity, I don't believe in the gods with their small g's. Not as real forces in the universe. But I believe in the bitch-goddess Irony. She crosses all time. She rules men and gods and God alike.

A True Born Englishman's a contradiction! In speech and irony, in fact a fiction

How frequently in the Course of our Lives, the Evil which in it self we seek most to shun, and which when we are fallen into it, is the most dreadful to us, is oftentimes the very Means or Door of our Deliverance, by

Strauss again brought up my need to speak and wrtie simply and directly so that people will understand me. He reminds me that language is sometimes a barrier instead of a pathway. Ironic to find myself on the other side of the intellectual fence.

What's right? Ironic that all my intelligence doesn't help me solve a problem like this.

What's right? Ironic that all my intelligence doesn't help me solve a problem like this.

In a cruel and evil world, being cynical can allow you to get some entertainment out of it.

My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary column.

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank.

I have three sons, as different from each other as any three humans could be but connected by their shared love of Guitar Hero. I'm lucky to be married to a man I can call my soulmate without any irony whatsoever.

The irony of the information age is that it lends credibility to uninformed opinion.

You know why I feel older? I went to buy sexy underwear and they automatically gift wrapped it.

After ages of bombast, the rhetoric of virtue has become ironic and shy.

A man in a bookstore buys a book on loneliness and every woman in the store hits on him. A woman buys a book on loneliness and the store clears out.

Satyr," he says, "is a sort of Glass, wherein Beholders do generally discover every body's Face but their Own; which is the chief Reason for that kind Reception it meets in the world, and that so very few are offended with it.

There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them.

I want to die in my sleep like my friend... Not yelling like the passengers in his car.

Reported as Oscar Wilde's last words on his death bed... This wallpaper is killing me. One of us has to go.