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Quotes About Irony

So do extremes meet; and such is sometimes the all-embracing capacity of the approval of a fool!
~ Wilkie Collins
Nothing is clearer in history than the adoption by successful rebels of the methods they were accustomed to condemn in the forces they deposed.
~ Will Durant
There is no humorist like history.
~ Will Durant
There is hardly an absurdity of the past that cannot be found flourishing somewhere in the present
~ Will Durant
In death there are smaller premises, littler ironies.
~ Will Self
Fair is foul, and foul is fair, hover through fog and filthy air.
~ Willam Shakesphere
The best often seem the worst
~ William Boyd
Curiously, the failures of Communism are more often treated as a joke than as a tragedy.
~ William F. Buckley Jr.
Henry James was one of the nicest old ladies I ever met.
~ William Faulkner
sardonic cerebral pity of the intelligent for any human injustice or folly or suffering
~ William Faulkner
I can't imagine cutting my wrists in Pokheepsie
~ William Gaddis
I have often raised an eyebrow at hearing him sing, as I push a cart down some Safeway aisle, of the spiritual complexities induced by he admixture of Cuervo Gold, cocaine, and nineteen-year-old girls (in the hands of a man of, shall we say, a certain age). At which point I look around Frozen Foods and wonder: Is anyone else hearing this?
~ William Gibson
poor Byron, whose car had been run over by an autopiloted eighteen-wheeler on Valentine's Day, about
~ William Gibson
I didn't come out here to be abused by vintage product from the Hefty toy department.
~ William Gibson
The social and political naivete of modern corporate boffins is frightening, they read me and just take bits, all the cute technology, and miss about fifteen levels of irony.
~ William Gibson
Duhhhhhhh, tanks, Buttercup.
~ William Goldman
myself am often surprised at life's little quirks
~ William Goldman
O the irony of desire, always hearkening after the liquid glimmer beyond the distant-most dune. Sometimes only to find that it is no different from the parched sand on which we stood days, months, years ago, in yearning.
~ Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni
Left alone to die on a frozen hill! I, whose life had been a rush of attending to the needs of my five husbands—how ironic that at the moment of my own final need not one of them should be with me!
~ Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni
Wouldn't that be funny, if the oil rebels were playing U2 in their jungle camps, and the government soldiers were playing U2 in their trucks. I think everyone was killing everyone else and listening to the same music... That is a good trick about this world, Sarah. No one likes each other, but everyone likes U2.
~ Chris Cleave
Comedy is tragedy standing on its head with its pants down.
~ Chris Crutcher
The irony is that while sleep sometimes brings nightmares, it's the reality of my waking hours that can cause me the greater fear.
~ Chris Gardner
It is one of the great ironies of corporate control that the corporate state needs the abilities of intellectuals to maintain power, yet outside of this role it refuses to permit intellectuals to think or function independently.
~ Chris Hedges
The Ramones give Needles & Pins the possibility of irony, but the irony doesn't undercut the song's emotion, it makes it stronger and more true.
~ Chris Kraus