Quotes About Irony

Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

Acting like a drunk = hilarious; taking care of a drunk = horrendous. Just like making fun of ugly people = hilarious; being ugly = horrendous.

You go to school, you get a master's degree, you study Shakespeare and you wind up being famous for plastic glasses.

My iPhone suggests GPS when I'm trying to write GOD. I think we are finally synced.

People who bite the hand that feeds them usually lick the boot that kicks them.

Please give me some good advice in your next letter. I promise not to follow it.

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.

The worst men often give the best advice.

The awkward moment when your iPhone battery lasts longer than most relationships these days.

Life's so ironic. It takes sadness to know what happiness is, noise to appreciate silence & absence to value presence.

And I suppose that's kind of poetic, because if you're going to get royally screwed, it might as well be on hump day.

Before I only wanted to change the world. I still want that, but it was ironic how I never wanted to change myself. Yet that's where revolutions start! And it's the only way revolutions can continue, if we keep looking inward, looking at how others might see us. That's what happened when I met Sofia. I saw myself the way she saw me.

breathtakingly lewd exhibition of modesty.

Isn't it funny that in a society that values freedom above all things, things that are free are not valued?

Such an interesting English expression "dog eat dog", since dogs don't really eat dogs (dogs do eat shit, but that's another story).

Ah contradiction! The perpetual body odor of humanity!

Americans liked seeing people eye to eye, the General had once told me, especially as they screwed them from behind.

And there you have the absurdity.

Before I only wanted to change the world. I still want that, but it was ironic how I never wanted to change myself. Yet that's where revolutions start!

Give me some good advice and I promise you that I will not follow it.

He was so poor that he couldn't afford a funeral that's why he is still alive.

The fool calls everyone around him a fool and everyone around the fool calls the fool a fool.