Quotes About Irony

Thank God, I am still an atheist.

In God We Trust. I don't believe it would sound any better if it were true.

God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people.

It is only thanks to God that I'm an atheist

What makes God laugh is people who make plans.

God is only mocked by believers.

He had the sort of face that makes you realize God does have a sense of humor.

I am an atheist, thanks be to God.

God howls with laughter at earthly plans, you know?

I'd like to thank God for making me an atheist.

God is an iron... and that's a hot one.

It's ironic that as scientists that don't believe in god, were the ones that are closest to god.

People have always wondered what my opinion on Stevie Wonder is. I say if he's so great how come he can't see? I mean, God doesn't make mistakes, just look at me for example.

I really thought that I'd be doing Shakespeare, honest to God. I did not foresee the whole action television thing. That was God's joke.

Thank you God for making me an atheist.

As soon as I jumped out of the airplane, I realized I had forgotten my parachute. Thank God we were still on the runway.

She laughed with thrilling scorn. "Sophisticated-God, I'm sophisticated!

Let neither tear nor reproach besmirch this declaration of the mastery of God who, with magnificent irony, granted me both the gift of books and the night.

The barometer that shows "variable" is an ironic indictment of God.

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.

I quit because I'm so tired of hearing bad news about cigarettes... Even if they discover good news, they don't publicize it - like the fact that smoking seriously reduces the risk of jogging.

We have defeated Saddam Hussein and Iraq. The good news is Iraq is ours, and the bad news is Iraq is ours.

Good deeds never go unpunished.

You don't believe me?" Jace asked. "Fine. Go ahead. Kiss me right now." Alec stared at him in horror. "Exactly. Despite my staggering good lucks, you actually don't like me that way.