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Quotes About Irony

Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.
~ Douglas Coupland
Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.
~ Douglas Coupland
amid the endless celebrations of diversity, the greatest irony of all remains that the one thing people cannot bring themselves to celebrate is the culture that encouraged such diversity in the first place.
~ Douglas Murray
So at the 'Women's March' in London in January 2018 one of the placards waved by a young woman with pink hair read 'No Country for Old White Men'.59 One irony was that one of the Socialist Worker banners beside her read 'No to racism'. The sadness was that the young woman was waving her placard just beside the Cenotaph, which admittedly commemorates a lot of white men, but white men who never had a chance to grow old.
~ Douglas Murray
I cast a spell to make me Juliet. It worked. But I forgot that Romeo and Juliet is a tragedy. I got what I asked for.
~ Douglas Rees
They weren't really looking for repentance; postmodern irony would do. When
~ Douglas Wilson
Reality had a habit of pulling coincidences no one would accept in fiction
~ Drew Hayes
I couldn't commit suicide if my life depended on it.
~ George Carlin
If there is a stage at which an individual life becomes truly adult, it must be when one grasps the irony in its unfolding and accepts responsibility for a life lived in the midst of such paradox.
~ Barry Lopez
People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life.
~ Mark Ruffalo
A play is made by sensing how the forces in life simulate ignorance-you set free the concealed irony, the deadly joke.
~ Arthur Miller
I'm working as hard as I can to get my life and my cash to run out at the same time. If I can just die after lunch Tuesday, everything would be perfect.
~ Doug Sanders
Life is so absurd now that it is almost impossible to be a satirist in this era.
~ Fran Lebowitz
I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
~ Bo Burnham
Unfortunately for novelists, real life is getting way too funny and far-fetched.
~ Carl Hiaasen
There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
~ Will Rogers
I suppose that's one of the ironies of life doing the wrong thing at the right moment.
~ Charlie Chaplin
Life would be very pleasant if it were not for its enjoyments.
~ Robert Smith Surtees
I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry
~ Norman Wisdom
I have never been able to see life as anything but a vast complicated practical joke, and it's better to laugh than cry.
~ Robert A. Heinlein
God bless the homicidal maniacs. They make life worthwhile.
~ George Carlin
Life is a huge farce, and the advantage of possessing a sense of humour is that it enables one to defy fate with mocking laughter.
~ George Gissing
This world is a comedy, not Life.
~ Horace Walpole
Cynically speaking, one could say that it is true to life to be cynical about it.
~ Paul Tillich