Quotes About Irony

Perfection is a trifle dull. It is not the least of life's ironies that this, which we all aim at, is better not quite achieved.

In life there are always these things happening if you can just get the joke.

The more you didn't want to bump into someone, sod's law dictated that the more often you would.

Karma was a bitch with a good sense of humor.

The Destructive Arts are exactly like Martial Arts, except they don't have uniforms or usefulness and the end result doesn't resemble art in any way.

If done right, kidnapping can be a positive experience for everyone.

An elephant says to a camel, 'Why are your boobs on your back?' The camel says, 'That's rich, coming from someone with a dick on his face.

Good morning is a contradiction of terms.

I like grit, I like love and death, I'm tired of irony.

I like grit, I like love and death, I'm tired of irony. ... A lot of good fiction is sentimental. ... The novelist who refuses sentiment refuses the full spectrum of human behavior, and then he just dries up. ... I would rather give full vent to all human loves and disappointments, and take a chance on being corny, than die a smartass.

I've noticed that when people are joking they're usually dead serious, and when they're serious, they're usually pretty funny.

the cure for a toothache was to slap the other side of your face.

I have always found it ironic that the people in this world who have the most to be thankful for are often the least thankful, and somehow the people who have virtually nothing, many times live lives full of gratitude.

Thank you paper clips, for being like staples that can't commit.

I didn't laugh, but it was a near thing. It's hard when someone is just exactly like a parody.

No moral to this story, you will be saying, and I am afraid it is true.

Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum - "My God, the floor's immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch."

That's when it all hit me and I started laughing. I'd just had incredible, indescribable sex with the hottest guy I'd ever met—and I was still a fucking virgin. Jesus. Just like high school. I couldn't give this shit away.

I tried to shoot him. In exchange he'd given me two orgasms, so I guess in some ways that counted as a win?

Ironically, a Slave Power–less Congress confirmed a long-held truism about the code of honor: it did indeed force men to watch their words.

I have this horrible sense of humor where I think discomfort is funny - partly because I experience discomfort a lot, and it's a way of laughing at it and getting a release.

The tongueless torturer and the flower of chivalry. An unlikely alliance.

Conscience and the cock-rot are hardly equivalent,' snapped Lorsen. 'Indeed,' said Cosca, significantly. 'The cock-rot is rarely fatal.

Hoping for a thing often seems the best way o' bringing on the opposite