Quotes About Contradiction

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.

In passing, we should note this curious mark of our own age: the only absolute allowed is the absolute insistence that there is no absolute.

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'di..', and 'Colon'.

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.

I'm as pure as the driven slush.

Breasts like granite and a brain like swiss cheese.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Good taste and humour...are a contradiction in terms, like a chaste whore.

Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

I never said most of the things I said.

I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke.

Women are happier in the love they inspire than in that which they feel; men are just the contrary.

We long for things that harm us and run from the things that grow and heal us. We think good is bad and bad is good.

We say we love flowers, yet we pluck them. We say we love trees, yet we cut them down. And people still wonder why some are afraid when told they are loved.

Love is supposed to inspire you and give you happiness, joy and strength. But sometimes the things that give you joy can also hurt you in the end.

Love may sometimes turn itself into hate. Hate, however, rarely and hardly ever becomes love.

It's too easy to love hate, but it's not too easy to hate love.

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side.