Quotes About Self-deprecation

Yeah, I know I'm ugly...I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'

Whenever the talk turns to age, I say I am 49 plus VAT.

I'm apparently an idiot, but not that big an idiot.)

One loses many laughs by not laughing at oneself.

I make life worse for people. I have nothing to give. I'm sorry.

If my penis were a writer/director, it would be Woody Allen - small, neurotic, and, frankly, hit or miss.

In the secular trinity of Irish-American values, loyalty and humor are father and son. Self-deprecation is the spirit that works in mysterious ways ...

I am just a low, uncouth person. I'm a low-type sort of man." Some

The only fool he tolerated gladly was himself

I'm only marginally qualified to be giving advice at all. My body mass index is certainly not ideal, I frequently use my debit card to buy things that cost less than three dollars because I never have cash on me, and my bedroom is so untidy it looks like vandals ransacked the Anthropologie Sale section. I'm kind of a mess.

You're convinced that anybody who meets you for the first time will consider you a shit, so you take preventive action. Relax, boychick. When they get to know you better they will realize that they were right. You are a shit.

Laugh at yourself, about your problems, fears, vices, shortcomings, failures, etc., make fun of everything connected with you, feel the evil comedy of reality. Laugh at yourself so you don't go crazy.

Kendimle biraz olsun alay etmeden, kendi kendime yaratt???m bo?lu?a dayanam?yorum.

It could have been worse. I could have been Sting.

le vrai bourgeois, de nos jours, est celui qui méprise sa propre classe, joue au rebelle et tire gloire de s'autodéprécier en permanence. La

For the fact is that it takes a great deal of self-confidence for a person to poke fun at himself, and a person with that kind of self-confidence is rarely a fool or a bungler.

I've decided that perhaps I'm bulimic and just keep forgetting to purge.