Quotes About Jerk

I know it was raw in some places, and I was a jerk in some places, but that's the way I was, and I was stupid.

Know the quiet place within your heart and touch the rainbow of possibility; be alive to the gentle breeze of communication, and please stop being such a jerk.

If a jerk burns the flag, America is not threatened, democracy is not under siege, freedom is not at risk.

A husband and wife are sound asleep at two a.m. when the phone rings. The husband picks it up sleepily, and says, "Hello?... How the hell should I know?... What am I, the fuckin' Weather Bureau???" He slams the phone down and tries to get comfortable again. "Who was that?" asks his wife. "I don't know, some jerk wanted to know if the coast was clear.

You have millions of fans. Everyone around the world loves your songs. How can that not be enough?" "Because music can't tell me when I'm being a self-obsessed jerk. Music can't light up my day with nothing more than a smile. Music can't love me back. And--" He paused to gently caress her cheek. "--music will never be you

When you come to Jamaica, there's a handful of things you simply have to try that's right on the top of the list, and I think jerk chicken definitely has to be number one.

They say love thy neighbor as thy self , what am I supposed to do jerk him off too?

What's the difference between tough love and acting like a jerk?

I think I'm a mama's boy who wanted to be a hockey player, who failed, and had to become a singer. I think that I'm a generous, impatient, kind, jerk.

The word relationship best refers to the connection between parasite and host, or shark and remora. It's a biological term. I'd rather be a jerk than a scientist when it comes to love.

What a snarky jerk. (Obviously, I later slept with him.)

There's nothing more distasteful than an academic having to, like, trot out his credentials. You really come off as a jerk when you do that.

People come from all over the world to sample Jamaican jerk.

My high school coach was a bit of a jerk.

Hemingway was a jerk.

Sometimes it is very useful to have a reputation for being a reclusive, amoral jerk.

If a jerk burns the flag, America is not threatened, democracy is not under siege, freedom is not at risk.

There's a charming assholeness to Bill, and it's how really has gotten through life," remembered Betty Thomas..."That was how I thought of him, as this charming, always seducing, assholey kind of guy. But asshole in the old fashioned sense of asshole. Like, a jerk willing to make a fool of himself -- willing to do anything to get the girl. And there's something admirable about that, and there's something that makes you want to punch somebody like that.

Or in a gothic version of the genre, the asshole is the jerk who's the first to get chopped up in a slasher film or the first to be chomped up in one of the Hannibal Lecter movies. But Lecter himself is the furthest thing in the world from an asshole. Whatever else he may be, he's scarcely self-deluded.

When I am a good guy on TV, my character tends to be almost identical to how I am as a real person. However, as a bad guy, I get to be the opposite. I get to be a jerk. I get to talk trash, I get to say all the things that I'm thinking but have to restrain myself from saying out of respect or decency.

If I'm going to follow a god, why would I want to follow a god of my creation? That would be an alcoholic idiot nitwit jerk god!

He pushed the steelframed glasses up on his perfect nose. "I don't pay much attention to the selfhelp movement, but even I've heard of you. Is the doctorate real or phony?" "I have a very real Ph.D. in psychology, which qualifies me to make a fairly accurate diagnosis: "You're a jerk. Now, leave me alone.

It was at that moment that Gregor decided he was bonded to a big jerk. And he felt pretty sure that Ares had come to the same conclusion.

These days he was like a zombie, all grim business, just another jerk with an erection.