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Quotes About Jerk

Barry wasn't the kind of jerk who was nice to people only when he needed something from them. As far as I could tell, Barry was pretty much an ass to everybody all the time.
~ Kevin Guilfoile
After all, it was so much easier to take the high-road victim role if you were not asking your blackmailer to jerk off.
~ J.R. Ward
On November 7, 2006, Cafferty called Donald Rumsfeld "an obnoxious jerk and war criminal".
~ Jack Cafferty
Good night, Gabriel.' [Kaitlyn] said You jerk [Gabriel] widened his eyes. 'Don't you want to stay? It's a big bed.
~ L.J. Smith
Studied objectively, Luke Skywalker was not very cool. But for kids who saw Empire, Luke was The Man. He was the guy we wanted to be. Retrospectively, we'd like to claim Han Solo was the single-most desirable character—and he was, in theory. But Solo's brand of badass cool is something you can't understand until you're old enough to realize that being an arrogant jerk is an attractive male quality.
~ Chuck Klosterman
Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring asshole and proud of it.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
This is a terrible plan," he says to Han Solo—Solo, who crouches down so as not to be seen. Han Solo, the jerk. The very handsome, very charismatic jerk. "And I hate you very much.
~ Chuck Wendig
Spoiler: I didn't win the Main Event. You had suspicions, you say? For one thing, the subtitle of this book would be The Amazing Life-Affirming Story of an Unremarkable Jerk Who Won the World Series of Poker! instead of having the word Death in it. For another, do these sound like the words of a motherfucker who won a million goddamn dollars?
~ Colson Whitehead
when the train stopped with such a jerk," explained Flossie.
~ Laura Lee Hope
I am not Chewbacca. Me think Chewbacca jerk. He no can act. He ride Bigfoot coat tails. he think he cool, but he not. He phoney loser with no class. He all messed up on crack me think. People think me Chewbacca sometimes. No! Me have job. Bad wookie. Bad.
~ Graham Roumieu
Fang! Come Back! I started pulling his hair. Shaking his head and shoulders. Hard. Wake up! Snap out of it! You stupid jerk! I am going to kill you if you die on me!
~ James Patterson
You are avake, yah? said a voice in a horribly recognizable accent. Yah, I muttered, rubbing my head. And you are still a jerk, yah?
~ James Patterson
Music is for people. The word 'pop' is simply short for popular. It means that people like it. I'm just a normal jerk who happens to make music. As long as my brain and fingers work, I'm cool.
~ Eddie Van Halen
As far as criticism, I don't mind critics. I mean, I wrote for 'Rolling Stone' for a hot minute. I like criticism. I enjoy criticism. The thing I don't like is cruelty for cruelty's sake. You don't have to be a jerk to say something negative. You can say something in the negative sense and have class.
~ Patrick Stump
Wolverine is a jerk!! And he smells like beers!
~ Chris Yost
Well, look, I was angry. I don't think I commit a lot of gratuitous violence, but this was war, and he was a jerk, and I made a mess of him. I threw him through a couple of doors, and he cried like a fucking baby. You know what they used to write on cannons? The last argument of kings . I guess you could say magic is the last argument of queens.
~ Lev Grossman
Anyone could be an idiot or a jerk, separately, but the combination of ignorance and meanspiritedness--that was special.
~ Jean Hanff Korelitz
I just think I have always had a good attitude about everything and never got ahead of myself. No one wants to work with a jerk.
~ Amy Weber
I have a big ego, and I'm a confident person, but when it comes down to being a jerk, that doesn't work for me, I tried it... for about ten years.
~ Harry Connick, Jr.
You've manipulated the High King of Faerie into obeying you, but you can't find a way to manipulate one jerk into keeping our sister happy?
~ Holly Black
I don't now if you noticed , but the guy is a real jerk
~ Holly Black
I know that youll be dancing til your toes hurt, but I can make your toes curl I can make your soul jerk we can soul search.
~ Lil Wayne
if you're going to be a jerk about something, make sure you're funny.
~ Jen Lancaster
Of course,it had to be just a rebound thing. There was no way I was interested in this arrogant, obnoxious jerk. No matter how hot he might be.
~ Jenna Black