Quotes About Entertainment

The most dangerous place I've ever performed standup is in my home state of California.

America is where standup comedy was born. It's the standard. So you want to go and do your job where this is the mecca of what you do.

I'd like to go back to standup. I don't like to think I've done my last gig. At the moment it terrifies me, I get really nervous. It's a great buzz when it goes well.

I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different from standup.

I was a standup comedian, which is kind of like writing and directing yourself.

I think a Play the best divertisement that wise men have: but I do also think them nothing so who do discourse so formallie about the rules of it, as if 'twere the grand affair of humane life.

I love doing shows. I love rocking shows. I love playing instruments. I love singing. If I can find a way to do that and feed my family, then I'm a happy man.

The little boy inside of all us men always loves something video game related.

After three days men grow weary, of a wench, a guest, and weather rainy.

When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who's the target. Comedy attacks, man.

Man, I really like Vegas.

Hey man, Jaws was never my scene, and i don't like Star Wars

During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one.

The old cross slew men; the new cross entertains them. The old cross condemned; the new cross amuses. The old cross destroyed confidence in the flesh; the new cross encourages it.

The circus a place where horses, ponies and elephants are permitted to see men, women and children acting the fool.

I'm very fond of doing movies where men fight over me. I don't get to do enough.

Men must read for amusement as well as for knowledge.

I suppose I would like to be remembered as one of the funniest men that people have seen on television.

I love 'The Killing', I love 'Homeland' and 'Mad Men', all those shows that lean into the tone of things.

In a word, they failed to take into account man's almost infinite appetite for distractions.

I'm a family man, I have kids, and I go to the movies. And I'm just going to make the kind of movie I want to see.

If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.

One may imagine that a man who blew the trumpet for his living would be glad to play the violin for his amusement.

Comedy is essentially made by young men, or older men with some form of arrested development, for young men or immature older men.