Quotes About Entertainment

"Diiiie men." If you play any Broad City episode backwards, that's all we're saying.

I would do nearly anything for a laugh, to tell the truth. And I'm a particular favourite with young men with earrings.

Parades are man's attempt to make traffic exciting.

I'll work with Jerry Seinfeld any day of the week. Get a nice little paycheck there, but you do it for free. It's just good to be associated with that man. He's a great guy.

Violence is fun, man.

Why do men go to zoos?

If professional wrestling did not exist, could you come up with this idea? Could you envision the popularity of huge men in tiny bathing suits, pretending to fight?

I want people to go to the movies. I am the man of the spectacle. I'm playing.

The Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels, is gonna be the man of '96.

Masturbation is the thinking man's television.

The man I adored, and miss him terribly, was Johnny Carson.

I think I was brought up with games and I don't think that they're just Pac-Man or Space Invaders. I think we've moved on, I think that there are stories being told and worlds being explored.

I always loved Ponch, man. It was so much fun to be him, to put on my duds and get on that bike and bust the bad guys and help out the kids. And get the babes.

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity... I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there.

Mad Men' was really my first television role, and it never feels like TV to me. It's done at such a high level.

The fact that the Kardashians could be more popular than a show like "Mad Men" is disgusting. It's a super disgusting part of our culture, but I still find it funny to make a joke about it.

I remember once having to stop performing when I thought an elderly man a few rows back from the front was actually going to die because he was laughing so hard.

[A]ny notion of the serious life of leisure, as well as men's taste and capacity to live it, had disappeared. Leisure became entertainment.

If you watch Two and a Half Men, please stop watching Two and a Half Men. I'm on Two and a Half Men and I don't want to be on it. Please stop watching it. Please stop filling your head with filth.

Saying you like "Piano Man" doesn't mean you like Billy Joel; it means you're willing to go to a piano bar if there's nothing else to do

I'm a big fan of a lot of graphic novels - 'Fables,' 'Y: The Last Man' and 'The Walking Dead,' which I like a lot more.

Donald Trump is on the show tonight. Donald is a big man, I think 230 pounds -- 235 with cologne.

Lenny Bruce is a very moral man trying to improve the world and trying to make audiences think

I didn't read comics, growing up. I watched a lot of movies, and those were my comic books. And then, my exposure really increased by becoming affiliated with Spider-Man.