Quotes About Entertainment

On the key to a successful Twitter account: Write the things that you think are funny and that's what's gonna click with people.

It's just thinking of funny things that will amuse us and entertain us and we'll come and do it.

Billy Almon has all of his in-laws and outlaws here this afternoon.

I just want to be known as funny.

If you don't think you're funny, no one else will.

What's funny is that male strippers don't wear thongs anymore. They wear flat backs.

The kind of über-objective is to make people laugh. You always have to have that in the back of your mind, "Eh, I've got to figure out a way to make this funny."

I do miss sometimes being onstage, because when I do film and television, it's usually so brief and funny.

Stupid is never that entertaining. You can be stupid and sexy, stupid and funny but he's just plain stupid. That is not remarkable, that's what I mean.

If you purposefully look to shock people, it isn't funny. That's what 50 million dollar Hollywood comedies do ; try to be shocking and dirty.

It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible.

Does it bother me that I'm attached to 'Three's Company' 30 years after? Not at all. All we were trying to do was be funny. How can I complain? That's all I wanted to do.

I think my instinct creatively is to make things that are very funny and happy and silly. And in this moment where the world is very scary, I feel like my role is to make people laugh really hard.

I just couldn't go back to Suddenly Susan after David Strickland's suicide. I didn't see how we could make the show light and funny any more.

Shakespeare - it's not funny. No matter how they try to make Shakespeare funny, when it's meant to be funny it's not funny.

Carol Burnett, who played Miss Hannigan in 'Annie,' is as funny as it gets.

I was always pretty funny with my friends.

I'm a big fan of comedians not having to apologize for anything. Nowadays it seems comedians are always apologizing for being funny.

And Barry Levinson is insanely funny. I don't know if you know this, not everyone does, but he and Craig T. Nelson were a comedy team back in the coffeehouse days of the late '60s.

So many funny things happen to me everyday I should have a TV show.

Jack Benny, Fred Allen. Their jokes were wonderful. It takes skill to be funny. The timing of Jack Benny was so fine. It is a form of genius for which we should be grateful.

I want to be in 'Funny Girl.' And I want Ryan Murphy to direct it.

What I would do in order to be popular was, I'd put myself on line and joke around and be funny, and I was always known as the crazy kid.

Comedy is not commercial; it is risky, because what is funny in one place isn't always funny somewhere else.