Quotes About Entertainment

You never think of films being really creepy that you're in because you just remember the funny stuff.

I do know this: When somebody has to look great on the screen, that's the death of funny.

I don't know if I was funny as a child, though I always thought my parents really enjoyed listening to me sing.

[when I'm not working I like to] listen to music, watch something really funny like South Park.

Yeah, the main goal when I'm writing [movie scripts] is to entertain myself. It's supposed to be funny, but then a funny idea can be turned into something else.

[Baz Luhrmann] is funny, to be quite honest with you.

When you truly have fun on the set it translates into a funny show on tv.

If I think something's funny, I think it's funny.

I'm probably not very funny. The scripts just don't come in, or the ones that do aren't that good. I suppose I'm just an old drama queen, really.

The best thing to ever happen to marriage is the pause-live-TV button.

Comedians who are 22 years old can certainly be funny and clever, and be capable of telling jokes - but are they talking about their favorite TV shows, or a particular brand of shampoo?

When I had my Comedy Central roast, David [Spade] was my first choice to be roastmaster, because I adore him. He's funny as hell, and nobody is meaner.

The British are so funny.

I always felt that it was easier to take a funny person and teach them to write television than to take somebody who was a television writer and make them funny.

I have horrible stage fright - you know how you go through the bi-polar stage fright thing? Then you go on drugs to get over the stage fright and perform, but then you're not funny at all.

When I was little, that was one thing that I was told in a vision: I was going to have my own show when I grew up. And it's going to be funny.

My job is mostly to entertain and be funny.

I was always telling everybody that I could be funny.

I don't think the show would be funny to you if you didn't already have a base of information.

It's often hope, hopeful movie making. You're always looking for catchphrases. That's always funny, when you're looking for that future line. "Uh oh, future line. Okay."

Jeff Ross has a new show on Comedy Central where he roasts the news. It'll be perfect for people who find Jon Stewart too handsome and funny.

We never really tried to shock for shock's sake on 'Family Guy.' If something was horribly offensive and shocking we would put it in if it was also hysterically funny.

If a song is funny and absurd, and it sounds great, it's just going to be that much funnier. And there's no better example of that than 'Monty Python.'

The Simpsons are ugly-looking, and they should be. That's what works. That's one of the things that's funny.