Quotes About Entertainment

Yesterday, I masturbated for 45 minutes... with salad tongs.

I would say I know nothing about the music business, in a nice sort of way. I totally forgot I was in that music video. That's so funny.

Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick.

My childhood was a drag show!

This is the biggest damn IPod I've ever seen, " Claire said, which made him choke on his beer. "Kidding. I have seen a jukebox before.

Asia is an entertainment, Europe is a dream, America is an imprisonment and Rest is a nightmare.

It was a little difficult to take him seriously when he sang along to a song about a woman taking another woman's man.

Comedians can turn laughter into tears and back again.

The thing about a diversion is that it has to be diverting.

You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown.

You're boring me, M'Ordant. Go away." V'Aidan"You can't be bored." M'Ordant"And a good thing, too, since I'd no doubt perish from it while in your company." V'Aidan

I'm the master of distractions. A couple of hand gestures and BAM! I'll pull the underwear clean off your butt.

Charlotte Huang, Going Geek

Funny songs aren't usually that good. Like Weird Al and maybe a couple of Beatles songs, but it's kind of hard to bring humor into rock music in an interesting way.

If it gets laughs, it's funny.

However, frat-boy humor is funny and it always will be.

I think 'Elf' is funny, with Will Ferrell. That's a great Christmas movie.

Comedy is learning to be funny, and you learn to be funny in small rooms with young audiences.

It's funny, I can sit through the worst horror film ever made but even a quite good romantic comedy can drive me nuts.

In the future, bands are going to have to offer more than a pop show. They are going to have to an offer a well presented theatre show

The future of dance will always be tied up with the public's acceptance of the star. If they accept the star, then they'll accept the dance.

In the future, all robots will act like Don Knotts.

The future of American film lies on television.

For me, Amazon has stepped in and presented the future of entertainment. Obviously, the future of entertainment is going to be on the internet.