Quotes About Entertainment

When you do a comedy, the goals are much clearer to me.

I want to be known as A.J. Styles, the WWE Superstar that he is, and have amazing matches, make memories - I think that's the goal.

With 'Attachments, ' my goal was to write a really good romantic comedy. I wanted the reader to be smiling throughout.

If you're in my shoes, and your goal is to leave people with the biggest possible smile on their face, then doing the meet-and-greet afterwards makes sense.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

Fake news executives are nicer than real news executives, though real news executives are funnier than fake news executives. They dont know theyre being funny.

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

While you are destroying your mind watching the worthless, brain-rotting drivel on TV, we on the Internet are exchanging, freely and openly, the most uninhibited, intimate and, yes, shocking details about our "CONFIG.SYS" settings.

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you

It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.

I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle.

I saw Hamlet Prince of Denmark played; but now the old plays begin to disgust this refined age.

The most minor gifts and not a very high class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley Temple could do it at the age of four.

For, Heaven be thank'd, we live in such an age, when no man dies for love, but on the stage.

When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it.

Drama is life with the dull bits left out.

Jude Law is in so many movies, that I went to one, and when I walked out they were showing another on the back wall.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.

I'm a one-man idiot.