Quotes About Entertainment

Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.

I like children - fried.

I have a love interest in every one of my films - a gun.

Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed balls till she died.

My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy.

Agatha Christie has given more pleasure in bed than any other woman.

CIRCUS, n. A place where horses, ponies and elephants are permitted to see men, women and children acting the fool.

There are two types of people in this world. The people who are in tune with reality and those who watch Love & Hip-hop.

James Cagney, Steve McQueen, I loved all those guys. I grew up loving the movies but had no desire to be in them.

R is for Riverdale. Relatable. Right Stuff. Ravishing.

Then Washbourg gave his iphone to Ibi as he walked up to the severed head, grinned, and said "Watch this." Then, he proceeded to kick the severed head 30 yards to his left between two camels and shouted "Goal!

I never enjoyed working in a film.

I think in my case, I had no choice but to have a good sense of humor. I grew up with my dad, Danny Thomas, and George Burns and Bob Hope and Milton Berle and Sid Caesar and all those guys were at our house all the time and telling jokes and making each other laugh.

If you want something from an audience, you give blood to their fantasies. It's the ultimate hustle.

An actor is at most a poet and at least an entertainer.

If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives.

Comedy is very hard, but you have to learn the art and science of it.

Comedy clubs can be brutal. Those people are for real, and if you aren't funny, they aren't laughing. They don't care who you are.

In 75 percent of the television programs shown during hours when American children are most likely to be watching, the hero either kills people or beats them up. This violence typically constitutes the "climax" of the show. Viewers, having been taught that bad guys deserve to be punished, take pleasure in watching this violence.

75 percent of the television programs shown during hours when American children are most likely to be watching, the hero either kills people or beats them up. This violence typically constitutes the "climax" of the show. Viewers, having been taught that bad guys deserve to be punished, take pleasure in watching this violence.

Anyone who tries to make a distinction between education and entertainment doesn't know the first thing about either.

It's not common for a woman on television, especially if she's the mom of the family, to be funny. She's usually a straight man or foil.

All I wanted to do was watch media and not exist. I said, You know I don't like fun.