Quotes About Entertainment

I have no problem not listening to the Temptations.

A girl offered me E at the club. 'Have you ever done E?' 'I watch E.'

Street performances?""A little singing. A little martial arts. Some interpretive dance.""Wow.""I know! The Portuguese have taste.

The ability for anyone in our generation to self-amuse has sadly been bred out of our species.

Horror is like the humor, the one without the other can't exist. Horror makes life more interesting like the humor!

98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed.

A good sense of humor will get you everywhere.

Pop music is like an auditory cup of coffee. It has no nutritional value but it gets you going.

I can't live without a sense of humor. I need to be laughing and entertained at all times.

Whatever doesn't kill them, makes them make reality TV shows...

I'm not sorry it stopped. [on Lady Gaga's "Poker Face"]

Attracting musicians is rather like inviting flies over to tea: they are tolerable for half an hour, but when they begin to touch the food, you either wish they would go home or die.

Ah, that's just sean nós singing and dancing. Something to do around the pub of an evening.

Magic is the only honest profession. A magician promises to deceive you and he does.

Lord Emsworth belonged to the people-like-to-be-left-alone-to-amuse-themselves-when-they-come-to-a-place school of hosts

As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread.

Way to defuse a situation. It's tough to enjoy a good bloodbath in the middle of a PowerPoint presentation.

Jersey Shore has killed more brain cells than alcohol, cocaine, and meth combined.

Watch the book trailer on You Tube /TheFabulousBookwormzillas

The secret to happiness is a good sense of humor with adult content.

The wealthy don't have any sense of humor. It's not like the English, where the theater is perhaps the one place where they have a sense of humor about themselves.

Anyone who knows me, and most of my fans, know that I have a sense of humor.

When a chick has a sense of humor, there's nothing more attractive.

Although Lewis Carroll thought of The Hunting of the Snark as a nonsense ballad for children, it is hard to imagine - in fact one shudders to imagine - a child of today reading and enjoying it.