Quotes About Entertainment

High Times magazine is a notch intellectually below Highlights for Children. I mean, they're both great to read when you're baked, but come on, ya know.

Getting worried there might not be enough talent in America to acommodate all these singing shows.

My father was a small claims court jester.

The only thing that makes me cry at weddings is the DJ's playlist.

I got my start in silent radio.

There are a lot of movies with vampires and monsters and super-great effects, but if there's no humor or human relations, I don't think it's ever worth seeing.

I was booked into the Riviera Hotel in Las Vegas with three other comedians. We all were using the Riviera in-house shampoo, so we all had equal shine and bounce.

If you want a lot of visual humor, the way to do it is have visual people do it.

The National Association of Theater Concessionaires reported that in 1986, 60% of all candy sold in movie theaters was sold to Roger Ebert.

Even celebrities, most people have a sense of humor. Most of the people we meet who we've done on the show, like it.

Things can be funny only when we are in fun. When we're 'dead earnest,' humor is the only thing that is dead.

I talk a lot about women in my act, 'cause let's face it -- if I was hungry, I would talk about food.

American humor ... is not subtle. It is something that makes you laugh the moment you hear it, you have not to think a scrap.

If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.

Most of the laugh tracks on television were recorded in the early 1950's. These days, most of the people you hear laughing are dead.

I have a computer, a vibrator, and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house? " - Tabitha

I saw a guy juggling chain saws, it was cool, unless something needed to be sawed down, then it's annoying.

I don't like being preachy. I think using fun and humor is an excellent way to make people think.

The other day someone left a piece of plasticine in my dressing room. I didn't know what to make of it.

We have a certain warped sense of humor in Scandinavia, and that is what comes across in the choices in a lot of our movies.

I sometimes close my eyes during a show because I have drawn a picture of an audience enjoying the show more on the back of my eyelids.

Why would you go out and not drink? Just stay home and sit there.

You can't just yell jokes at people.

I guess I try to find the humor by juxtaposing deeper themes in literature with what people perceive as being lighter, disposable children's fare in comics.