Quotes About Entertainment

Who knew hitting my head and passing out would be so much fun?

Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity.

The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.

Jesus died for your sins. I'm doing it for your mere entertainment dollar.

So I told my mum that I'd opened a theatre. She said, "Are you having me on?" I said, "Well I'll give you an audition, but I'm not promising you anything."

You can always tell somebody's sense of humor by if they like this movie or not.

Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living in it, or profit.

Improvisation is just writing in front of an audience.

For me, suspense doesn't have any value if it's not balanced by humor.

Jazz can be so serious, no sense of humor.

You may not like the humor, but that is why every radio has an on-off button.

You gotta make your own fun. That's right, listen to that mother of two, she knows what I'm talking about.

I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once.

Comedy holds the greatest risk for an actor, and laughter is the reward.

Have you seen the new Polish jigsaw puzzle? One piece.

I call my balls the bush twins.

I was a hip kid. When I saw Bambi it was the midnight show.

I was at Michael Jackson's house, and this kid runs out, 'Wait, save me!'

If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.

READING, n. The general body of what one reads. In our country it consists, as a rule, of Indiana novels, short stories in "dialect" and humor in slang.

I've always been attracted to humor and funny people in general. It's a joy to make people laugh, but it's not as fun as laughing yourself.

Humor is based on surprise, and surprise is a milder way of saying shock. It's surprise that makes the joke.

My father was very funny, so I grew up with humor in the house. And I was always really attracted to comedies on TV. I was always really attracted to comics.

If you want to talk to me after the show, I'd be surprised.