Quotes About Entertainment

The Darkness at Irving. Hope to have as much fun doing anything ever as these guys have on stage.

Well.. Is that all you've got?.. I hope not..cuz you haven't finished entertaining me yet.. -Gaara to Rock Lee during the Chunin preliminary

I just always wanted to be an actor. I don't remember ever not wanting to be an actor. I did a lot of musical theater when I was younger, and I really hope to get back there someday.

I hope the Spice Girls will come back, although it may be beyond even Bob Geldof to get that to happen.

I'd actually rather have a talk show in Australia than even America; I hope I do end up with a talk show.

I do write a lot of children's songs, and I'm going to do a children's television show, which also means I'll be doing a lot of albums. So I do hope my future will hold a lot of things for children.

Hannah in the show is enormous, like a Hilary Duff of TV. I hope everyone really likes her. She's a great person!

I did a lot of musical theater when I was younger, and I really hope to get back there someday. I miss singing a lot. I listen to Broadway show tunes in my car and sing along to them.

I'm glad I had a chance to see great music played up close and live. In a way, that's what I hope my show does. It's almost like an acoustic evening with Mick Foley.

It's not all about acting. It's about giving an art of entertainment to humanity.

Comedy is the only hope for humanity.

My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy.

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it.

Humor heals the heckler.

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.

I don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band.

I think one of the dangers of humor is becoming seduced by it and sacrificing the story for a few laughs.

Humor is the only reason to live.

I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so.

Be amusing: never tell unkind stories; above all, never tell long ones.

The only thing worth having in an earthly existence is a sense of humor.

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving.