Quotes About Entertainment

In the United States of Entertainment there is no greater sin than to bore the audience

A school's version of fun can never compete with the street's version of fun.

I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.

I don't take the movies seriously, and anyone who does is in for a headache.

The only reason anyone goes to Broadway is because they can't get work in the movies.

I hope to keep entertaining in some way until I can't physically entertain any longer. It's what I was born to do, and I love this profession.

Recreational Explosives and How to Build Them.

I cannot stand the people who get wonderful starts in show business and who abuse it. Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen, for example, although there are plenty of others, too. They are the most blessed people in the world, and they don't appreciate it.

I like bawdy humor. I love bawdy humor, but not dirty humor.

I stayed in show business to pay for my animal business.

I kid around a lot, but pranks are not my best strength!

Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it's got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can't just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that - it's got to be funny.

DANCE, v.i. To leap about to the sound of tittering music, preferably with arms about your neighbor's wife or daughter.

On radio and television, magazines and the movies, you can't tell what you're going to get. When you look at the comic page, you can usually depend on something acceptable by the entire family.

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment.

This is the news theme, but it sounds like pure Hollywood entertainment. It sounds like E.T. on a horse being chased by Darth Vader, which is something I'd love to see.

I feel sorry for James Blunt, he has to wake up every morning and think 'Oh my God, I'm James Blunt, what have I done?'

Opium? No! Cocaine? No! The Great American Brain Killer Is Dance Music!' – Portland Oregonian, 1932 T

What Jay knew from his own endless stand-up gigs was that if lights were shining on an audience, they tended to become selfconscious—and a lot less likely to laugh

Actually, I loved Chucky. It's one of the strangest movies I've ever seen.

I think it would be fun to write about movies again.

I think the thing we see is that as people are using video games more, they tend to watch passive TV a bit less. And so using the PC for the Internet, playing video games, is starting to cut into the rather unbelievable amount of time people spend watching TV.

My life is a patio of fun.

It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.