Quotes About Relationships

Love is grand; divorce a hundred grand.

A brother shares childhood memories and grown-up dreams.

Quien bien te quiere te hará llorar [Whoever really loves you will make you cry].

Every one of you hath his particular plague, and my wife is mine; and he is very happy who hath this only.

Families are like fudge — mostly sweet with a few nuts.

Curling... when you can tell your lady that she is wide without fear of getting whacked upside the head with a cast iron pan. Or proclaim out loud that she is too heavy, knowing that your comment has been heard by countless bystanders. Where you can order your better half to sweep, sweep hard, and having the never before seen result of actually seeing her gutting it out just to please you! For in curling, you are the king of the house!

Marry someone who looks sexy while disappointed.

Alas, my Love! ye do me wrongTo cast me off discourteously:And I have loved you so long,Delighting in your company.

Just because somebody doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

You can give without loving, but you can never love without giving.

If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

In that day seven women shall take hold of one man.

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house.

If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.

He that loveth not, knoweth not God; for God is love.

King Solomon loved many strange women.

When mom and dad don't understand, a sister always will.

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart.

There are things that we don't want to happen but have to accept, things we don't want to know but have to learn, and people we can't live without but have to let go.

A brother offended is harder to be won than a strong city: and their contentions are like the bars of a castle.

Computers must be male. As soon as you commit to one you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the day.

Reprove not a scorner, lest he hate thee: rebuke a wise man, and he will love thee.

We took sweet counsel together.

Love is the thread that binds us.