Quotes About Relationships

Hate is misguided love.

And when they are in their cups, they forget their love both to friends and brethren, and a little after draw out swords.

Parents know best how to push our buttons because they installed them.

When you dig another out of their troubles, you find a place to bury your own.

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed.

Sisters are blossoms in the garden of life.

As with the maid, so with her mistress.

Don't do it behind the garden gate. Love is blind but the neighbors ain't!

Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.

Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.And they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not ashamed.

Mother-in-law: a woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.

In the crazy quilt of life, I'm glad you're in my block of friends.

True love is when you put someone on a pedestal, and they fall — but you are there to catch them.

A family is a patchwork of love.

Hugs grease the wheels of the world.

All the arms we need are for hugging.

Better is a dinner of herbs where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith.

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

You really shouldn't say "I love you" unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.

Plant and your spouse plants with you; weed and you weed alone.

He that is of a merry heart hath a continual feast.Better is little with the fear of the Lord, than great treasure, and trouble therewith.Better is a dinner of herbs where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith.

A man that hath friends must show himself friendly: and there is a friend that sticketh closer than a brother.

Why do married men gain weight while bachelors don't? Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed. Married guys go to the bed, see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator.

Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.