Quotes About Relationships

Distrust all those who love you extremely upon a very slight acquaintance and without any viable reason.

He that lies down with dogs shall rise up with fleas.

Tell me whom you frequent and I will tell you who you are.

To associate with other like-minded people in small purposeful groups is for the great majority of men and women a source of profound psychological satisfaction.

Friendship is only a reciprocal conciliation of interests.

We flatter those we scarcely know We please the fleeting guest And deal full many a thoughtless blow To those who love us best.

Good friendships are fragile things and require as much care as any other fragile and precious thing.

The particular human chain we're a part of is central to our individual identity.

If our friends' idealizations of us need the corrective of our own experience it may be true also that our own sordid view of our lives needs the corrective of our friends' idealizations.

The thicker one gets with some people the thinner they become.

One out of four people in this country is mentally imbalanced. Think of your three closest friends and if they seem okay then you're the one.

With friends like you - who needs enemas.

Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink.

If any of you cry at my funeral I'll never speak to you again.

You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.

Leave something for someone but dont leave someone for something.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.

If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.

If you take a bunch of superstars and put them in a room where they don't have their assistants and entourage, it's funny to see what happens.

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.

I was in a band called The Valentines and they broke up last week.

All things being equal, people will do business with a friend; all things being unequal, people will still do business with a friend.

I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls I had to be really funny. I was really skinny growing up.