Quotes About Relationships

Your twenties is all about taking your childhood out on everyone that you run into.

We had to break up, though. We wanted different things - like he wanted kids and I wanted him to hear.

Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind of funny about making new friends.

You know your girlfriend is too young when she'll do everything in bed but go upside down because it's too scary.

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.

A true heiress is never mean to anyone - except a girl who steals your boyfriend.

The average Hollywood film star's ambition is to be admired by an American, courted by an Italian, married to an Englishman and have a French boyfriend.

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin, I said how can you tell them apart, he said "her brothers got a moustache!"

The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.

He has no enemies, but he is intensely disliked by his friends.

A man with a hump-backed uncle mustn't make fun of another man's cross-eyed aunt

I do like dating cynics - they tend to be incredibly funny.

Walked right by an ex-girlfriend today. Not on purpose, I just didn't recognize her with her mouth closed.

Jesus was a bachelor and never lived with a woman. Surely living with a woman is one of the most difficult things a man has to do, and he never did it.

Friendship: A ship big enough for two in fair weather, but only one in foul.

It's funny how people who we fight with the most at the end of day are the ones that really got your back.

Be thankful for every person in your life, past, present and future cause they will make you stronger, kinder, wiser and they are the people that make you who you are today.

It's not who you are in your life, it's who you have by your side that matters...

If you allow someone to be who they are and they allow you to be who you are, then that's Love. Anything else is torture.

Never change who you are just because you're afraid of losing them. If they really love you, your imperfections won't matter.

Many people will love you for what you have but only few of them will love you for who you are.

Don't change your self for someone, if they don't appreciate the way you are find someone who will...

It's not about what everyone wants you to be, it's about being yourself and finding someone who truly loves you for who you are.