Quotes About Relationships

A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but it is full of little anterooms which are seldom vacant.

A woman's life is a history of the affections.

If you cannot inspire a woman with love of you, fill her above the brim with love of herself; all that runs over will be yours.

I have no luck with women. I once went on a date and asked the woman if she'd brought any protection. She pulled a switchblade on me.

It is a mistake for a taciturn, serious-minded woman to marry a jovial man, but not for a serious-minded man to marry a lighthearted woman.

Intercourse with a woman is sometimes a satisfactory substitute for masturbation. But it takes a lot of imagination to make it work.

I'm a woman who was raised to believe that you are not complete unless you have a man. Well, in some ways it's true. I am a feminist to a point. But I'm not going to deny the fact that I love to be with men.

A woman never forgets her sex. She would rather talk with a man than an angel, any day.

Man's love is of man's life a thing apart, 'Tis woman's whole existence.

There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they are in cash.

I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm going right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba- uh, goodnight.

I cannot think well of a man who sports with any woman's feelings; and there may often be a great deal more suffered than a stander-by can judge of.

Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn't do for anything else. Same with money.

A woman one loves rarely suffices for all our needs, so we deceive her with another whom we do not love.

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel.

This is courtship all the world over - the man all tongue; the woman all ears.

Maybe men and women aren't from different planets as pop culture would have us believe. Maybe we live a lot closer to each other. Perhaps, dare I even say it, in the same zip code.

I could sooner reconcile all Europe than two women.

I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.

Men's vows are women's traitors!

Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed.

Women... can't live with 'em... can't shoot 'em.

That is partly why women marry - to keep up the fiction of being in the hub of things.

Women's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.