Quotes About Relationships

The fickleness of the women whom I love is only equaled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me.

I'm supposed to have a Ph.D. on the subject of women. But the truth is I've flunked more often than not. I'm very fond of women; I admire them. But, like all men, I don't understand them.

Women are the twin halves of men.

Women who love, pardon more readily great indiscretions than little infidelities.

All married women are not wives.

I don't know why women want any of the things men have when one the things that women have is men.

Personally, I think if a women hasn't met the right man by the time she's 24, she may be lucky.

Men know that women are an over-match for them, and therefore they choose the weakest or most ignorant. If they did not think so, they never could be afraid of women knowing as much as themselves.

Men need rule books. Women want men to intuit what they want. And only about 2% of men can do that, and most of them are not heterosexual.

Avoid wine and women -- choose a freckly-faced girl for a wife; they are invariably more amiable.

Friendship is not possible between two women, one of whom is very well dressed.

I have some women friends but I prefer men. Don't trust women. There is a built-in competition between women.

Men always fall for frigid women because they put on the best show.

Men and women, women and men, It will never work.

I was brought up among the sort of self-important women who had a husband as one has an alibi.

If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

Women want certain things in marriage--the right to a title and a front seat in the lap of luxury.

In their first passion women love their lovers, in all the others they love love.

Any one must see at a glance that if men and women marry those whom they do not love, they must love those whom they do not marry.

There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature.

When you get married you forget about kissing other women.

Even if women were immortal, they could never foresee their last lover.

If a man talks bad about all women, it usually means he was burned by one woman.