Quotes About Relationships

I have tried sex with both men and women. I found I liked it.

Only men who are not interested in women are interested in women's clothes. Men who like women never notice what they wear.

One can find women who have never had one love affair, but it is rare indeed to find any who have had only one.

The man who loves other countries as much as his own stands on a level with the man who loves other women as much as he loves his own wife.

When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs.

After an acquaintance of ten minutes many women will exchange confidences that a man would not reveal to a lifelong friend.

Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last.

He had heard that women often love plain ordinary men, but he did not believe it, because he judged by himself and he could only love beautiful mysterious exceptional women.

I'm not denying the women are foolish: God almighty made 'em to match the men.

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex.

What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series.

Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do. But beautiful women don't need to know about men. It's the men who have to know about beautiful women.

Women wish to be loved without a why or a wherefore; not because they are pretty, or good, or well-bred, or graceful, or intelligent, but because they are themselves.

If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them.

Women are happier in the love they inspire than in that which they feel; men are just the contrary.

The only really happy folk are married women and single men.

Why is it men are permitted to be obsessed about their work, but women are only permitted to be obsessed about men?

Men play the game; women know the score.

Lonely men seek companionship. Lonely women sit at home and wait. They never meet.

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women.

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.

Most of us women like men, you know; it's just that we find them a constant disappointment.

Most women have all other women as adversaries; most men have all other men as their allies.

I like men who have a future and women who have a past.