Quotes About Relationships

Love is something far more than desire for sexual intercourse; it is the principal means of escape from the loneliness which afflicts most men and women throughout the greater part of their lives.

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.

A man is given the choice between loving women and understanding them.

In love, women are professionals, men are amateurs.

Men kick friendship around like a football but it doesn't seem to break. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.

Women, can't live with them, can't live without them.

Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will forgive us everything, even our gigantic intellects.

Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.

Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.

At 38 years, I finally got me the woman that said those six words I wanted all my life to hear: 'My dad owns a liquor store.'

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls.

Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time...they're gone.

I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against.

My understanding of women goes only as far as the pleasures.

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him.

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.

I have learned that it is not what I have in my life but who I have in my life that counts.

Why am I so afraid of losing you when you're not even mine?

I keep myself busy with the things I do. But every time I pause, I still think of you.

All the memories we shared all the laughter you gave me all those cherished moments we had together, is what I wished still existed.