Quotes About Relationships

Marriage works best for men than women. The two happiest groups are married men and unmarried women.

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

I've only slept with men I've been married to. How many women can make that claim?

I say I dont sleep with married men, but what I mean is that I dont sleep with happily married men.

In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.

A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life

There isn't a wife in the world who has not taken the exact measure of her husband, weighed him and settled him in her own mind, and knows him as well as if she had ordered him after designs and specifications of her own.

If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter.

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed.

Older women should teach younger women the skills and disciplines needed to have a successful home and marriage. Experienced wives and mothers will find their greatest avenue of ministry in teaching younger wives what they need to know to be effective wives, mothers, and homemakers.

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.

Never marry a man who hates his mother, because he'll end up hating you.

Many women remain unmarried only because they were too smart to ever marry a man dumb enough to marry them.

Though women are angels, yet wedlock's the devil

At first a woman doesn't want anything but a husband, but just as soon as she gets one, she wants everything else in the world

No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him first.

One's purpose in life could be anything, but only one thing gives life to that purpose. . . Love.

It doesn'`t matter where you go in life, what you do or how much you have... it's who you have beside you.

Life is not about extravagance, materialism, or money. It's about loving the people that matter most because you will never know if you will see them tomorrow.

Its not the Presence of Someone that brings Meaning to your life but its the way that Someone touches your heart which gives your life a beautiful Meaning.

A real parish is a wondrously beautiful web of human relationship which is given meaning by the man who is Himself the meaning of life.

The meaning of life... I think the meaning of life is, I think it's love.