Quotes About Relationships

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.

There is nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man appreciate his wife.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.

People who love only once in their lives are. . . shallow people. What they call their loyalty, and their fidelity, I call either the lethargy of custom or their lack of imagination.

Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.

I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed.

Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late.

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings ... and lawyers.

Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.

It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.

Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?