Quotes About Relationships

Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done

A man does not buy his wife a fur coat to keep her warm, but to keep her pleasant

A lover may be a shadowy creature, but husbands are made of flesh and blood.

Incompatibility: In matrimony, a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination.

Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night.

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.

I think like any marriage, especially when you've had divorced parents like myself; you want to try even harder to make it work.

A good marriage is one which allows for change and growth in the individuals and in the way they express their love.

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated, often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who comes in between them.

Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.

The most successful marriages, gay or straight, even if they begin in romantic love, often become friendships. It's the ones that become the friendships that last.

Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about.

Most women have a good deal of pity for some other woman's husband

Marriage is like a besieged castle; those who are on the outside wish to get in; and those who are on the inside wish to get out.

Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out

Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give.

What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are, but how you deal with incompatibility.

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.

Any woman who still thinks marriage is a fifty-fifty proposition is only proving that she doesn't understand either men or percentages

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.

Get married, but never to a man who is home all day

Marry in haste, and repent at leisure.