Quotes About Relationships

Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.

Well, don't just pray to marry the one you love; Instead, pray to love the one you marry.

I believe marriages would in general be as happy, and often more so, if they were all made by the Lord Chancellor, upon a due consideration of characters and circumstances, without the parties having any choice in the matter

In marriage, a man becomes slack and selfish, and undergoes a fatty degeneration of his moral being.

Marriage is a dinner that begins with dessert.

The weaker partner in a marriage is the one who loves the most.

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.

Every mans dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.

There would be more good marriages if the marriage partners didn't live together.

Although marriages traditionally begin with I do, when they fail they invariably end with You dont.

Why do men so eagerly take the leash of marriage into their mouths as if it was going to be just a walk in the park.

Marriage, like money, is still with us; and, like money, progressively devalued.

Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage.

The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesnt say.

If people waited to know one another before they married, the world wouldn't be so grossly over-populated as it is now

There are many women who are happy to be married, but only a few who are married happily.

A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.

Marriage is the mother of the world. It preserves kingdoms, and fills cities and churches, and heaven itself.

Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swim next time, OK Jerry?

Marriage: a ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman

Another ingredient in a happy marriage: Budget the luxuries first! Notebooks of Lazarus Long, Robert A

In Hollywood, all marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes the problems.

Marriage is the tomb of love

Americans, who make more of marrying for love than any other people, also break up more of their marriages, but the figure reflects not so much the failure of love as the determination of people not to live without it.