Quotes About Relationships

People marry for a variety of reasons and with varying results. But to marry for love is to invite inevitable tragedy.

I talk marriage; they talk weddings!

I doubt if there is one married person on earth who can be objective about divorce. It is always a threat, admittedly or not, and such a dire threat that it is almost a dirty word.

So they were married-to be the more together- And found they were never again so much together, Divided by the morning tea, By the evening paper, By children and tradesmen's bills

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.

A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it

It was so cold I almost got married

Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage

Whoever said Marriage is a 50-50 proposition laid the foundation for more divorce fees than any other short sentence in our language.

Marriage is a custom brought about by women who then proceed to live off men and destroy them, completely enveloping the man in a destructive cocoon or eating him away like a poisonous fungus on a tree

Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result of being that they get on each other's nerves and regularly erupt into vicious emotional shouting.

Marriage, if truth be told (of this be sure), An evil is - but one we must endure

This is what marriage really means: helping one another to reach the full status of being persons, responsible beings who do not run away from life

Marriage may often be a stormy lake, but celibacy is almost always a muddy horse pond.

I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can't divorce a book.

I'm probably not going to get married unless I live with somebody for 10 or 20 years. But these people (Romeo and Juliet) took a chance and they did it. We don't have the balls that Romeo did.

Marriage is like paying an endless visit in your worst clothes.

I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out.

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.

There are some who want to get married and others who don't. I have never had an impulse to go to the altar. I am a difficult person to lead.

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.

It seemed to me that the desire to get married - which, I regret to say, I believe is basic and primal in women - is followed almost immediately by an equally basic and primal urge - which is to be single again

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.