Quotes About Relationships

Bestfriends has 11 letters, but so does Backstabber.

Girls fall in love with what they hear. Boys fall in love with what they see. That's why girls wear make up and boys lie.

I suppose that since most of our hurts come through relationships so will our healing, and I know that grace rarely makes sense for those looking in from the outside.

Forgiveness in no way requires that you trust the one you forgive.

church is not a meeting; it is a way of life.

Interest does not tie nations together it sometimes separates them. But sympathy and understanding does unite them.

You cannot be friends upon any other terms than upon the terms of equality.

Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.

I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman.

Sex relieves tension - love causes it.

Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

A relationship, I think, is like a shark. You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But, then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer, to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love, to be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy, therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness -- I hope you're getting this down.

Sex without love is an empty experience ... but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

See, I will always have this penchant for what I call kamikaze women. I call them kamikazes because they, you know they crash their plane, they're self-destructive. But they crash into you, and you die along with them.

Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.

Love is the answer but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some good questions.

[Of bisexuality:] It immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

It's not the quantity of your sexual relations that count, it's the quality. On the other hand, if the quantity drops below once every eight months, I would definitely look into it.

A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said "no."

Two hundred and four if you count my marriage.

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful — provided you get between the right man and the right woman.