Quotes About Comedy

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad.

Most folks with a terrific sense of humor know that loneliness, anxiety, depression and comedy share a basement apartment in a sketchy neighborhood.

He threw up his hands and waved them around, and shook all over, and laughed as if he never expected to hear a joke again and would use it all up on this one.

My husband says I feed him like he's a god; every meal is a burnt offering.

Mummy always had French maids, and Daddy always chased them. It kept their marriage happy.

I laughed. "I must have the only servant who never attempts to put on any airs and graces for me." "But then she's a hopeless case, we all admit that,

Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Lincoln loved other people's jokes as much as his own.

Humor and seriousness can be an unstable mix.

Yes, and this is mine. (Baldrick produces a single scruffy piece of paper.) My magnificent octopus.

National Public Radio's long-running show called Car Talk. The show consisted of brothers Tom and Ray Magliozzi—both MIT graduates—taking calls from people with questions about their cars. Improbably enough, it was hysterically funny, especially to them. They would laugh endlessly at their own jokes.

I don't now how you could not kid about love and still claim to have a sense of humor

Later in life, he was fond of remarking, rather ruefully, that he always had the last word in all differences of opinion with his wife, and that—two words, actually—was, "Yes, dear.

William: You'd look better with your hair chopped off. Reggie: You'd look better with your face chopped off.

Do you always try to kill people when they blow their nose?

It wasn't easy looking dignified wearing a bed sheet and a purple cape.

Now, if you have never been hit by a flying burrito, count yourself lucky. In terms of deadly projectiles, it's right up there with grenades and cannonballs.

Everyone hates clowns, Otis said. Even other clowns hate clowns.

Coach Hedge shouted, 'Let the movie star go, you big ugly cupcake! Or I'm gonna plant my hoof right up your...

It doesn't matter! From waist down, my best friend is a donkey.....

Set screamed something in Ancient Egyptian. I was fairly sure it wasn't a compliment. "I will rend your limbs from their sockets!" he shouted. "I will—" "Die?" Carter suggested.

You think it's okay that we're eating Rudolph? Dude, Percy said, I could eat Prancer and Blitzen, too. I'm HUNGRY.

So, yeah. Our cat was a goddess. What else is new?

Plus, humor is a good way to hide the pain. - Leo