Quotes About Comedy

The most lamentable comedy, and most cruel death of Pyramus and Thisby.

Wives may be merry, and yet honest too.

The quick comediansExtemporally will stage us, and presentOur Alexandrian revels. AntonyShall be brought drunken forth, and I shall seeSome squeaking Cleopatra boy my greatnessI' the posture of a whore.

Laugh yourselves into stitches.

That's the humor of it.

Benedick the married man.

Very tragical mirth.

I shall laugh myself to death.

You need to be silly to be funny.

But my favorite selfie was when a monkey threw poo at Fred.

What I want to do is make people laugh so that they'll see things seriously.

I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.

What's even worse than a flute? - Two flutes!

I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.

I'm not a drinker -- my body will not tolerate spirits. I had two Martinis on New Year's Eve and I tried to hijack an elevator and fly it to Cuba.

The film studios learned to our dismay but to their pleasure that if they spent $200 million making a film they could make half a billion on it. So they were not interested anymore in quality films.... They can't afford to be that risky at those prices. Consequently you're getting a lot of remakes, sequels, dopey comedies full of toilet jokes.

I think if you have a comic perspective, almost anything that happens you tend to put through a comic filter. It's a way of coping in the short term, but has no long term effect and requires constant, endless renewal. Hence people talk of comics who are "always on." It's like constantly drugging your sensibility so you can get by with less pain.

Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.

My brain? It's my second favorite organ.

Two hundred and four if you count my marriage.

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!

It's a match made in heaven...by a retarded angel.

Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.