Quotes About Comedy

an enormous stately home. Mr Spud named it 'Freshbum Towers'.

But as ever in life, wherever there is tragedy, you can often find comedy.

David Walliams

Technically speaking, that means there was a lot of wee and poo in it.)

One boy dropped his trousers and did an almighty—!" "I don't need to know, thank you!" replied Stella, cutting the boy off.

No, he walks funny because he only has one leg." "His leg fell off because he ate my fudge?!" Raj looked to the heavens again and put his hands together in prayer. "Lord, please have mercy on my soul! I am not a bad man. I just use best-before dates as a very rough guide, rounding them up to the nearest decade!

David Walliams

Dennis dreamed of one day having his own Trisha episode, with the title, "My brother's farts smell well bad

As she took each step a little bubble of wind puffed out of her saggy bottom. It sounded like a duck quacking. Either she didn't realise or was extremely good at pretending she didn't realise.

Granny's bum squeaking again

David Walliams

Your poo-poo-poodle-pops and your wee-willy-wee-wees!

LORD FUNT HOSPITAL

You are playing Hamlet in William Shakespeare's play at school and halfway through the 'To be or not to be …' speech your Auntie rushes up from the audience, spits on a tissue and wipes your face with it? You take off your trainers after games and the smell of mouldy cheese is so bad the entire school has to be closed down for a week to be de-fumigated? At lunchtime in the dining hall you overdose on baked beans and you do a blow-off that lasts all afternoon?

Say goodnight, Eric," he said. "Goodnight, Eric," repeated the boy. "WAIT! I am Eric!

Zoe's stepmother was quite short, but she made up for it by being as wide as she was tall.

Stage One brought the predicted carnage, but with a side order of comedy. First though, Chris Froome, one of the most accident-prone men ever to reach the higher echelons of this sport, had his first mishap. The

Of all the dogs I've known in my life, I've never seen a better driver.

The man who greeted her on the sidewalk was named Hank Kowalski. He was bald and had the eyes of a man whose favorite joke is just a shrieking child falling down a flight of stairs.

My hair looked like I had combed it with an angry cat.

I was hammered by either a flying body tackle or an unnecessarily aggressive hug.

Mrs. Clutterthorpe, I can hardly think of any fate worse than becoming the mother of six ... unless perhaps it were plague.

Scabbard?" I guessed. "Penis warmer," she told me.

Comedians are people who embarrass themselves in style.