Quotes About Comedy

When I first started doing my comedy act, I just desperately needed material. So I took literally everything I knew how to do on stage with me, which was juggling, magic and banjo and my little comedy routines. I always felt the audience sorta tolerated the serious musical parts while I was doing my comedy.

Being able to write jokes is great, but you still have to get used to performing them and being on stage - and enjoying being on stage, not just like tolerating it.

Doing comedy takes much lesser toll on you as a person. The overall exertion is not as much as a serious film like 'Pink.'

Bill Burr, Freddy Soto, Joe Rogan, Tom Segura... those people influenced me a lot more than any of the older guys like Richard Pryor.

'Tom and Jerry' seemed to be as well liked by adults as by children. 'The Flintstones,' of course, was geared more to adults, but I guess we were just lucky that the kids seemed to enjoy 'The Flintstones,' too.

I saw one of the old 'Tom and Jerry' cartoons the other day. I hadn't seen it for 30 years and I didn't remember it. We made 160 of them! I thought it was a very funny cartoon.

Iban por la mitad de Cuando Harry encontró a Sally cuando él se levantó, Y se quitó la camisa!. Matt se atraganó con el tequila y Frankie se colocó las gafas. -Muérete de envidia, Ryan.

My sister was with two men in one night. She could hardly walk after that. Can you imagine? Two dinners!

Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts.

But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.

I practically fall on the floor laughing.

I think she's pulling your leg about something. She's a married girl, isn't she?' 'Yes.' 'I thought she was. You'd never know it. If I was her husband, I'd smack her behind... How about you?' 'Yes, I'd smack it too.' He drew in his lower lip in a silent guffaw. 'No, I mean, have you got a chap? Is that what she's smiling at? He's going to come and black my eye for me, is he?

That she cried over the loss of a dog whose big claim to fame was that he could eat the crotch out of a pair of clean underpants in less than a minute?

As long as there are annoying people in the world, I won't run out of material.

poor Yorick of infinite jest.

I'm kind of like the goofy number-seven guy in a lot of movies.

And for all our sakes, tame that mess on top of your head. Use fire and a poleaxe if you have to.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Hey buddy, why the long face?

Waiter, waiter! Do you have frog legs? No, sir, I always walk this way.

Q: Why didn't 4 like 5? A: Because he was odd.

Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: Because they have big fingers.

A man walks into a bar with a giraffe and they proceed to get loaded. The giraffe drinks so much it passes out on the floor. The man gets up and heads for the door when the bartender yells, "Hey! You can't leave that lyin' there!" The drunk replies, "That's no lion! It's a giraffe.

Q: Why is 6 scared of 7? A: Because 7 ate 9 and 10.